- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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