What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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