- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Nickelback.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Whats green? The color green.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

A man walked into a bar owch

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