What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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nothing

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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Connor is homosexuaI

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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