Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Anti Joke

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