- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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