Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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