Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

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Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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What's 2+2? Fish

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