- Anti Joke

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

A: Knock Knock B: 7

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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