- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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