- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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