Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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I'm rick james bitch

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