- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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