This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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