What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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