- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

1+1=2

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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