- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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