- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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