i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Sex

123 f*ck off

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

I C U P White stuff

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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