Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

12 niqqa 12.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

woman's rights

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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