- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

I'm so punny.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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