- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

knock knock whos there? nobody

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Barack Obama.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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