Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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