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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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