What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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anti jokes are really funny

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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