Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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123 f*ck off

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Sex

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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I C U P White stuff

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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