- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Dead girls can't say no.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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