- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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