- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

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