What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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