- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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