What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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