What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

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And you honored it I see :P

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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