In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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