Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Charlie Sheen

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

All of these jokes are about white people

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Obama

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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