Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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