- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Wenis Penis

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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Kevin and Ramin

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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