- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What are annoying? Ads.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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