Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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