why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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