- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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