Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Anti Joke

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