- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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