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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

penis. nuff said.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Ring Ring Hello? Click

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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