- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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