- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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nolan is gay

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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