- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Iif your reading this ur gay

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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