- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

what is 3+3= 8

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Guest what? Dog

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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