- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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