- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

George W. Bush

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]