Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Hail Hitler

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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