- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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