- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Womens rights

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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