a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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