The queen having a shit

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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alert('The Game')

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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What's big and purple? Barney

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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