- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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