How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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The FCC

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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