- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

hola said the chinese man

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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