- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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What comes after 69? 70

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Chick Norris... Enough said

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

hola said the chinese man

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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