- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

So a seal walks into a club.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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