What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Granny porn!

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Why? Why not?

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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A house comes around the corner.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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