There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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