- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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