What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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