- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What's 2+2? Fish

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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