- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Well this is pointless.....

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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