- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Pickles

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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