- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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