- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

There was a chicken. It squarked.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Iif your reading this ur gay

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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