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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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