- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What is 9+10? 19

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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