- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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