What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Roses are red.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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