Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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