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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Guess what? You guessed it.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Bob Saget that is all

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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