- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

One, two, three, four and five

Please ignore this statement.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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