A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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