- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Black people in Camden NJ.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

So one time there was this woman learning...

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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