- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What are annoying? Ads.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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