Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Granny porn!

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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KOOKABURRA

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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