- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Sixty... eight

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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