What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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What's up? Your time.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Guest what in the butt

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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