- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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