- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

* anti-punchline

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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