What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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field day?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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