your mom is so stupid she got raped

su algato es en fuego

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Anyone can post anything.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Knock Knock No solicitors

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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