What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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The FCC

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

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What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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