Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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