- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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