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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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