- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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