What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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