- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Heskey time.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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