- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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