- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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