Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

European on my shoes, buddy.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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