Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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