Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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