- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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