How do you make a little girl cry?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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360 NO SCOPE

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women's rights

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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