Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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