Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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