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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Potassium? K.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Albino African Americans

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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