A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

salad days!

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

I C U P White stuff

Rebecca Black sings a song.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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