- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

i wonder who made this website? a human

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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