What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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the WNBA

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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Pickle

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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