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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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