- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

one stop shop

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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