- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

what's white and sticky semen

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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