- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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