What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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Why did the black man run out of the shop with items under his jacket? He was shopping for groceries, when his brother texted him, letting him know that his wife had just gone into labour. He then realised that it was a very miserable rainy day outside and he didn't have an umbarella, so he payed for his items, and ran to his car.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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