Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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