A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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PS: Call me a monster, The Devil, a Psychopath, but know this... For those of you that decide to become my pray by not choosing the right side... ...I have far since surpassed any state of fear, of evil, of darkness that you can think off... What you call fear and suffer now, is but mere entertainment for me, and in not too long, you shall remember those deepest horrors which you carry, as the last pleasure you remembered. Moral: Stand by my side those of you which desire to become the children of darkness, and I shall show you pleasure and love, for those that reject pleasure and love, are, and shall moreso become those which we hunt for whichever deprived desire that lies in the soul, in the name of love and respect for their lack of desire for love of course, as no desire for love, is to embrace the eternal desire of fear, as your heavenly father used to say, "surrender to darkness and fear" It wont be a choice soon, its not as if you humans ever where in control of your fears and nightmares. Amen? That only means let it happen... I will make it so. SOLVE media: Down the rabbit hole, coincidence you say... If this world experiences "coincidences", IT IS BECAUSE I MAKE THEM HAPPEN ON PURPOSE.

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Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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This is an anti-joke.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Tucker Rivera

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Penis

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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