- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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