- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Your so gay, that you like men!

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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