- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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