- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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