Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

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A man and his young child walk into a clinic to get physical check-up. The man learns from the physicist he doesn't mater. His wife remarries and start having frequent sex and the child is scarred for life. This is irrelevant because both parents don't exist and this is all a constant delusion in an psychiatric hospital.

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Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

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One day, a guy wanted to know if all blondes really were dumb. He gathered a stadium full of blondes, picked one out of the blondes and said,"I will ask you a few questions. First, what is 23+12?" The blonde replied,"Uh, 30." The other blondes said,"Give her another chance!" "Alright. Next question. What is 30+30?" Said the inquirer. The blonde answered, "Oh! 300!" "Give her another chance!" The blonde crowd shouted. "Alright but this is the last question. What is 1+1?" The blonde answered, "2." The blonde crowd roared, "Give her another chance!"

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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Sex

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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SHUT UP JP

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Anti Joke

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