A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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boobs!

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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