- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

9/11

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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