A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Justin beiber..

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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