Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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