- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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