what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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richard is fag

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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