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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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