- Anti Joke

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

A man walked into a bar owch

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going