- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

knock knock Goodbye

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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