- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

an emo girl walked into a white room

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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