- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

i have yougurt mit traktor

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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