- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Gordon Brown smiles.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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