How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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What is white and black and red all over.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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