- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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