- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

what did the man say to the other man? hey

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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