- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

A guy at a baseball game....

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

You're a frog

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??