- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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