A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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What do you call a black man? A person

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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oh hey.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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