why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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Please don't shoot me

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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