What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

I am a mime

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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