- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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