- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

what goes woof ? A dog.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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